It’s a very special episode in which we’re visited by the lovely Molly D. We were curious if she’s married to Beastie Boy Mike D but then realized she’s too good even for him. Join us as we make her uncomfortable and try and impress her with our decent jokes. There’s no Michael this week so you’ll have to get your sandwich fix elsewhere.
Join us as we try to figure out who is who in our logo, who would Occupy Slights of the Roundtable and what Vincent Van Gough is most famous for. Oh yes, and there’s a lightning round joke playoff at the end that will haunt your dreams. Hit the button!
Should bagels be used as sandwich bread or not? Does Terra Nova follow basic time travel rules? How fat is Chris Christie on a scale of Mike Huckabee to William Howard Taft? These are the questions that will rattle your brain after listening to this week’s episode!
It’s time for another special episode of Slights Of The Roundtable: the Wendy’s episode! Hear us chomping away on junior bacon cheeseburgers and spicy chicken sandwiches while at the same time we eat it with our jokes. Get it? Eat it? It’s like a play on words within the context of eating and…yeah, this is about the level we’re working at this week. Anyway, listen and have fun with us.
This week’s show requires to be listened to while eating Godfather’s pizza as you’re traveling faster than the speed of light squatting in a rocket all while having Marcus Bachmann servicing you sexually. So just like any other episode really.
All your favorite Slights Of The Roundtable members are back from vacation and together again telling some jokes that they’ve written. They’re also talking about sexist wedding ceremonies, horrible HBO shows coming to an end and Mitt Romney’s cuntiness. Oh yes, and there are a couple 9/11 jokes which delight everyone, right? Hey, where are you going?
In Matt’s absence Jimmie and Michael decided to do the one thing he does best: make lists. Here are our lists for the Top 5 Shitheads, Top 5 Meals and a Top 5 of our own choosing. Enjoy! This’ll make up for the tardiness! Promise.
It’s a very special uncut episode of Slights Of The Roundtable with Matt and Michael interviewing their significant others! Get to the heart of why these gals put up with these neurotic fools. Hint: It’s certainly not because they call them gals.
Non-prayers, robed Asians, Terrence Malick fans and sluts unite! For this is the show for ya’ll to listen to. You’ll also be in luck if you’re in the market for a used TV. Think of us like an aural garage sale. Come to think of it, we’ll sell you our jokes too or at least be open to trading them with you for an old candy jar or something.
P.F. Chang’s fans: this episode is for you. P.F. Chang’s haters: this episode is also for you. We cast a wide net at Slights Of The Roundtable. Don’t forget to email us about what camp you’re in so we can start a dossier on you. The first five responders will win an order of crab rangoon.*
(*Not applicable to residents of Arizona, planet Earth or Dollywood)
We’ve heard your requests for a brand new Slights of the Roundtable episode and we have acquiesced! We’ve also heard your requests for getting rid of the awful hosts and format but that we’re still undecided on. So it’s a compromise where no one is happy. So we’re like Congress but with worse jokes. OK, back the self-loathing chamber.
"Stripes that run across the body are more slimming than supposedly-flattering vertical stripes, according to research by perception expert Peter Thompson of the University of York.” - From the Telegraph on 11 Sept 2008
This show marks a milestone in Slights history. No, not our first quality joke - we finally landed a guest! Listen to the charming Molly as we try and figure out how to behave in front of a lady and fail miserably.
Hear ye, hear ye! The new Slights of the Roundtable episode has arrived! You will hear slightly entertaining jokes as well as discussions about calling your parents, who won the hip hop east v. west war and time travel. Oh yes, and there’s a new robot character who joins us. Listen….now.
After listening to this week’s episode you may be inspired to create your own version of Dungeons and Dragons within the Slights of the Roundtable world which would be way sadder and nerdier than anything a bunch of pimply teenagers could ever dream up in their basement while sucking down some Fresca.
Listen to this week’s episode while you’re shaving your chest and cooking up a fine stew while making sweet love to Dame Judi Dench. But that’s probably how most of you listen to this every week, so just keep on doing what you always do. Don’t forget to douche your rectum when you’re finished!
We might have revealed a little too much personal information on this one. I’m not talking about our lighting preferences during sex, but when we actually put our feet on the table - that was just inappropriate. We apologize to you, the listener. Can we make it up to you with some discussion about porn and celebrity sex tapes?
I didn’t know Michael was writing for Salon under the pen name of Glenn Greenwald. I wonder why he wastes time on our crappy podcast then? Oh I get it, to keep his cover. We’re his weird electronics store in Queens.
Here you’ll get something that you won’t get anywhere else in internet land: people arguing about Anthony Weiner’s penis. No one else is really talking about that, right? Also we discuss Santorum. I thought everyone knew about Santorum, but apparently not everyone is up to speed on the meaning of the word Santorum. Good thing we have an explanation on the show as to what Santorum means otherwise you the listener would be in the dark about Santorum. Santorum!
We’ve made it into the double digits! Unfortunately we can’t say the same for our IQs yet.
Ever wanted to know what it would sound like when Kermit performed oral sex on Miss Piggy? Ever wanted to hear boring stories about getting arrested from white suburban kids? Ever had friends introduce you to an asshole that you had to pretend to like? (Just pretend) Then there’s something here for you!
This episode sounds even better if you listen while downing a few Big Macs while watching Hollywood movie trailers during the rapture. Can you really say the same about other comedy podcasts? I don’t think so.
The weirdest episode yet. There’s anger, yelling and awkwardness aplenty. Like Thanksgiving dinner but you won’t need to go to the local watering hole afterwards and drink yourself into oblivion before waking up next to someone who fought in the Korean War! That happens to everyone, right?
What constitutes the Midwest? Listen to find out. What’s more boring than hearing a discussion about what constitutes the Midwest? Listen to find out. What’s more entertaining than three people fighting about the Midwest? Probably lots of things. Listen anyway.