August 2011
10 posts
why Michael is wrong about vertical stripes
Why I'm Right About Horizontal Stripes →
“Stripes that run across the body are more slimming than supposedly-flattering vertical stripes, according to research by perception expert Peter Thompson of the University of York.” - From the Telegraph on 11 Sept 2008
He’s British. He must be correct.
July 2011
7 posts
I Sat on a $6,400 Toilet and It Changed My Life -... →
This is the toilet Jimmie was talking about this week. The joke machine totally has a crush on it.
The Purple Peanut Eater
It’s not as gross as it sounds.
Ingredients
Two Slices of Bread
Peanut Butter
Spicy Brown Mustard
Eggplant
Purple Cabbage
Salt & Pepper
Method
Apply peanut butter to one slice of bread
Apply mustard to other slice of bread
Salt & Pepper the two slices of bread to taste (garlic salt is a nice touch, so you know)
Lay down 1 - 2 thinly cut slices of eggplant on one of the...
June 2011
8 posts
The joys of repressed voyeuristic titillation -... →
I didn’t know Michael was writing for Salon under the pen name of Glenn Greenwald. I wonder why he wastes time on our crappy podcast then? Oh I get it, to keep his cover. We’re his weird electronics store in Queens.
Arrested for dancing video I said I would link.... →
May 2011
4 posts