It’s time, yet again, to be Slighted. That’s a phrase all the young people are using on the internet, right? Anyway if you tune in this week you’ll hear talk about peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, the value of a laugh track in modern television and Michael’s inability to pleasure someone sexually. Make sure to delete all the Hall & Oates music from your iTunes before playing though as your computer might self destruct.
Lets get serious here for a second. Brushing your teeth in the shower is just way better than in front of the sink. First of all, you are naked in the shower (almost every time). Why is being naked while brushing so friggin sweet? Because sometimes a little bit of minty toothpaste hits your penis…
What questions are you supposed to ask at the end of an interview? Might I suggest that you ask about bacon-to-fat ratios, how to properly insult someone in whom you’re romantically interested and who to talk to while pooping. All these questions and more will be answered on this week’s show.
Have you ever wanted to listen to three caucasian gentlemen discuss their suburban roots, what to wear in a job interview, public broadcasting television programs and Pippa Middleton’s ass all while explaining their show to new listeners that don’t exist? Then you, my friend, are in luck. If you’re out of luck then stay away from the casinos tonight because we know how much obese people freak you out anyway.
It’s a new year and all three of us are back to what we do best regularly. We have jokes about giving birth, Mitt Romney and Kinko’s. How do you make your coffee in the morning? Would you like Jimmie to mail you a special SOTR blend? So would we!