May 2013
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April 2013
9 posts
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March 2013
5 posts
February 2013
9 posts
reblogged from mattpayton:
Physical comedy this delightful only happens once in a blue moon. Let us celebrate it by laughing in a high pitched giggle that is as euphoric as…well just about anything really.
If The Oscars Were Decided by Me...and they... →
reblogged from mattpayton:
These are who I would nominate (in the major categories) and those in bold are who I would give the award to. I didn’t do Best Picture or Best Director as I already picked my favorite 10 movies of the year here.
Best Actor:
Jack Black - Bernie
Jared Gilman - Moonrise Kingdom
Matthew McConaughey -
Blind People Are Hitting The Streets Like A Zombie... →
jimmiebernardin:
Hello internet,
As some of you know, many years ago my biological retinas fizzled out like a cheap firework, leaving me with just enough vision to not confuse my fingers for french fries. Many have been asking me to chime in on this FDA approved artificial retina. It’s obviously bad ass….
The Belated 2012 Film List
reblogged from michaelblomquist:
The film society I am in is completely run by people not yet paid to see movies. As such, our lists for best films of the year are due around Oscar time in order to allow us to see the most films. I only saw 45 this year and overall, I was generally disappointed with this year’s crop. 2011 was a very strong year, one the strongest in recent memory, in fact. But,...
Live Blogging The 2013 State of the Union Address... →
mattpayton:
What will be said tonight? Who will win? Who will lose? Will the president gain some momentum for his domestic policy at home? Will the Republicans capitalize on any misstep and parlay that into persuading toward their message? And what will the prospects for the race in 2016 look like after…
January 2013
7 posts
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My Neighbor Hates That I'm Human →
Our very own Michael Blomquist is also a writer writing about what he knows best: pleasuring himself. Check it out!
michaelblomquist:
I wrote a thing. The Huffington Post thought it was good. I guess I fooled ‘em.
The Year In Review by Matt Payton →
reblogged from mattpayton:
It’s now 2013. I shall look back over the previous year and rank my favorite music and movies. I shall not be deterred by fear, anger, squalor or the South.
Of course, the best and worst movie of the year is the one I made called You’re A Good Man, Sister or as it will soon be referred to,…
3 tags
December 2012
5 posts
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November 2012
10 posts
Petraeus’s Lower C.I.A. Profile Leaves Benghazi... →
Don’t you like it when we reference specific articles on the show and then post them here for your enjoyment? Hey, where is everyone going?
Gilberto Valle Accused in Plot to Kidnap Women and... →
As promised this story is posted here for you to…enjoy? If only we lived up to our promise to provide you with quality jokes. Oh wait, you were never promised that so now you can’t sue, got it?
October 2012
12 posts
Live Blogging the 3rd 2012 Presidential "Debate"... →
mattpayton:
Brace yourselves, this is the last one of these things so if you need to get your fix of bloviating, half truths, macho posturing and pandering-a-plenty then…go to any cable news channel for the next, let’s say 20 years at least and you’ll be just fine. Obama needs to get his message across while…