Check out the second question about having a fight with someone you love, a thing we reference during this week’s show!
Episode 132: More Than A Shrew
Get in a fight with your significant other, but make sure that it’s been six months at least. Just don’t point that plastic gun at them unless you’re at a nude beach with the Bidens. Eat a friend who doesn’t get your Mary Poppins reference and then laugh about butts while working for Amazon. Use your filter though, we don’t want to hear you talk on and on about the Pope. Oh yes, and then listen to this show.
Episode 131: The Dirty Gun
Do keep this show on in the background at your house like it’s white noise? I suppose that’s acceptable. This week is a two-man show, but it’s not the combination that you assume it is. No, one of them is not Truman Capote, but there are some nasal voices involved. Join us on an epic journey into joke time as we shit on turkey and examine what was on our walls as teenagers. Just remember that this show is brought to you by a company that manufactures frustration and dead postal employees isn’t funny, damnit.
Episode 130: They Sure Do Look Purdy
If you’ve ever wanted to hear Jimmie’s sexy, stuffed-up voice you are in luck because it guides us through the journey from Howard Stern to Rob Ford to Black Friday. You can look all of this up in the dictionary that you buy every year after researching it on a long Wikipedia rabbit trail which you are using way more than Facebook these days. Join us on our short-lived good joke streak!
Episode 129: Everlasting Swine
Jimmie, Matt and Michael are douching their microphones with proverbial mouthwash this week with jokes and conversations about happy/sad eating, bad sitcom ideas and being cast as an unattractive person. So strap on your graphic t-shirt, start fighting with another female at laser tag and yell that Springsteen because this one’s a solid, non-RBI gaining hit.
Episode 128: Come Get Your Crate
Matt might have a broken toe, Michael has a theory as to what it is Indian people are putting on their foreheads and Jimmie has the ceremonial exchanging of personal belongings with the ex. If you don’t listen to this one we will yell racism at you before refusing to see you until next year.
Episode 127: Ask Andre Previn
We’re still waiting for this podcast to become cool, but in the meantime we’ll be reading our fortunes while asking how Chicago is. So get out your rooster sauce and invite your favorite mongoloid to the penis roof because we’re going to be sipping on Naked juice while escaping the police on drug charges because of our good jobs. Listen to our two truths and a lie.
We talked about displaying this work of art on the show this week. So look out for that here in a bit. In the meantime bask in the glory that the Lord has given us.
Episode 126: Anti Party Pics
This week we talk about how Halloween costumes are no longer scary and are just a bunch of pop culture references and then go on to give our opinions about Captain Phillips for way too long. What’s worse is that we steal your identity during the show while you’re watching a horror film and then we try to assert our masculinity. After listening you may want to send us a black and white candid photo of yourself and your overweight TV husband. Hit play to hear two white guys discuss race!
Episode 125: Courtesy Doth Strive
Are you texting during this show? What’s wrong with you? Don’t you want to lose yourself in our world? We’re practically on the same entertainment level as the Coen brothers, right? Perhaps you’ve committed that phone number to memory or perhaps you work a government job and you spend most of your day working on old school Clinton fat jokes. We don’t know what you do, we just know that your social etiquette skills are for shit.
This is the picture we took during the show this week. Not a bad view we have, which helps the jokes go down a little easier. So just stare at this while you listen, hate yourself and you can feel like you’re there with us!
Episode 124: We Can Hear You Snore
It’s two of us again this week and you can probably guess which two it is at this point. Since we have the room we’ll take any visitors from out of town who are here to run the marathon granted that they take a soak with us in the hot tub and entrust us to wake them up the next morning. We’ll forgive you if you need to check your phone 110 times during this episode or if you’re just in the middle of a caffeine-fueled freakout.
If you don’t listen to this week’s show, we’re going to take you outside and show you what it’s like!
Episode 123: Play On, Munky
Jimmie is finally back with us this week after a prolonged absence and we break down his busy work schedule and his personal life going to hell in a handbasket. What better music to accompany such a journey than KoЯn? Of course things could be worse, he could be taking pictures of himself with fake mustaches, which we all agree is an offense worthy of execution as are our opinions on teachers having sex with students being the same for both genders and historic phone calls between countries that haven’t spoke in over 30 years. Just listen along with Cynthia.