Episode 108: Marks We Hate
In this episode we discuss and make jokes about the following: tattoos, being critical/cynical, gay marriage, Obama administration scandals, suicide and execution methods, Jon Voight and conspiracy theories. So call up your relatives and gather them ‘round the podcast broadcasting machine.
1 - Episode 107: With Support from David Geffen
Grab your multigrain chips because this week we’re joined by a very special instructor in the Chicago improv scene. If you’ve ever been part of a mixed race couple be sure and get your secret stomach surgery after riding a bike. Then turn on the show, order some Burger King delivery and write your World War II letters. The member of the trinity that will find this the most appalling has to be God, right?
2 - Episode 106: To Be Hans Blix
We have a new episode, bitch! So stop being a cunt and join our poker night already. We may question your plastic surgery choice but you’ll be very supported when you come out of the closet, especially if you’re not a rich athlete or entertainer. Also, I don’t know if you saw this in the Yahoo! top stories but some cologne is good but Axe Body Spray never is. Now someone call up Eugene and play this damn thing!
1 - Long time stage illusionist and street magician Steve TaDa is now offering personal appearances! For a nominal fee, you can have Steve at your party! Watch the video for details, and call today!
Episode 105: We Go For The Hive
Jimmie is back this week although we’re still without Michael so you will be deprived of jokes about unnecessary scientific studies. What you won’t be deprived of is promoting each other, discussion about Tetris and the mysteries of unused and very used vaginas. Be gentle while listening.
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Improvisation Course Catalog, by Matt Payton - Splitsider
Matt wrote this thing about improv for a humor website. Now the Slights have conquered the HuffPo, Splitsider and cancer. If only they could conquer a goddamned punchline every now and again…
Episode 104: Channeling Art Corr
Jimmie and Michael are indisposed this week so Matt recorded a little something to tide you over. It turned out really…um…there is some good music played during the bumpers at least!
1 - As discussed on the most recent episode, Tim Gunn is Kip Dynamite after breaking down and allowing some caffeine in his system:
reblogged from mattpayton:
If you’re a Chicago person that needs something to do this Friday night, come to Donny’s Skybox and see a sketch I wrote performed by two very funny ladies. From what I understand, you may want to purchase your tickets early.
Episode 103: First Goes The Guy From IT
This week we try something a little out of the ordinary in the form of good jokes and interesting banter. You might want to call LL Cool J on the phone and listen to it with him. And what the hell - get Tim Gunn in on it with you so the conversation won’t veer into sex too much. Let’s go!
1 - Episode 102: Shin Choo Soo
Are we mean to you? If so, let us know and we’ll talk shit about ourselves on our podcast. You’ve never heard this many punchline showdowns in one show before and if you know that to be true from listening to all the past episodes, you need a much more constructive hobby, like taxidermy or masturbation. Listen to this episode while talking to a friend on the bus.
3 - Blue liquid beaker turned upside down: sterile but innovative.
Episode 101: Still Not Done
Warning: listening to this episode might damage your fake boob. We suggest you move carefully while squatting at Second City and making sexist jokes about the new Secret Service director. If you get your blue period before menopause, call Kirk Cameron and he will prescribe you some Swedish pornography. In the meantime, go see the new Oz movie with a gay football player.
1 - Episode 100: “No More!” They Thundered
In case you can’t tell from the episode title, this is our 100th show. This week we do what everyone does on their anniversary and talk about ourselves in a way that’s attempting to analyze but just ends up being self-aggrandizing. Listen to us fail as always while also hearing some really good jokes actually. At least we haven’t gone downhill as much as the History Channel.
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ScriptedFestival - iO West Theater
Come check out Matt & Michael at 10:30PM this Friday in the DCT at iO West to see the “best of” version of their Edinburgh Fringe Fest show. Then come see them the next day at In-N-Out Burger trying to justify traveling across the country for another 30 minutes of pleasure.
